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Today I'm humbled to share that I've accepted the role of Executive Director of the Safe Clowning Alliance, the body that now maintains the CCF standard. It's the first full-time position in the Alliance's history, and the first job I've had where the office comes with mats. Thank you to everyone who reached out, shared, or offered me bull work (Dusty, I'm keeping that in my back pocket). First priority: CCF Level 2. Stairs, advanced falls, and the full trip-and-recover. Protect your knees. I'm now paid to say so.","image":null,"date":1791277711194,"postDate":1790694000000,"octothorpes":["safety","certification","clown-business-news","pratfalls"]},{"@id":"https://rofl.clown.business/posts/ccf-v1-ratified","title":"CCF v1.0.0 ratified at ClownCon 2026","description":"This morning in Hall B in Sarasota, the Safe Clowning Alliance membership voted to ratify Certified Controlled Faller Level 1 as a v1.0.0 standard. 412 in favour, 3 against, 1 abstention (a mime; we're counting it as a yes). I presented in a personal capacity, as I'm currently between roles. Thank you to everyone who submitted comments, every candidate who fell for the pilot, and Dusty Calhoun, whose late comment on section 4.2 (“Rodeo don't have a mat”) became our new Appendix D: Falls Where There Is No Mat. Certify the landing, not just the fall. It's in the standard now.","image":null,"date":1791277704582,"postDate":1789743600000,"octothorpes":["safety","certification","clown-business-news","clowncon-2026"]},{"@id":"https://rofl.clown.business/posts/ccf-pilot-results","title":"CCF Level 1 pilot results: 31 candidates, 0 knees lost","description":"Public comment closed with 212 submissions, one of which was a single photo of a mat. The pilot cohort is done: 31 candidates, 27 passes, 4 resubmissions, zero knee incidents. The most common failure mode remains visible surprise, and I want to be clear that this criterion is staying. Special thanks to Penny Wise Jr., who turned her own failed practical into the best study guide we have. That is what a safety culture looks like. Next stop: ratification at ClownCon 2026.","image":null,"date":1791277697998,"postDate":1787238000000,"octothorpes":["safety","certification","pratfalls"]},{"@id":"https://dusty.clown.business/posts/joined","title":"Joined clown.business","description":"Rodeo clown. 19 years. Barrel operations, bull redirection, some light comedy when the bull allows it. My stakeholders weigh 2,000 lb and don't read email. Happy to connect.","image":null,"date":1791277695654,"postDate":1785855600000,"octothorpes":["safety","rodeo"]},{"@id":"https://rofl.clown.business/posts/ccf-level-1-draft","title":"Draft standard: Certified Controlled Faller (CCF) Level 1 is open for comment","description":"Six weeks ago I said the pratfall is underregulated. Today the Safe Clowning Alliance publishes the first draft of the Certified Controlled Faller (CCF) Level 1 standard. 46 pages. Three appendices. One diagram of a knee that I will be thinking about for the rest of my life. The practical assessment covers four criteria: controlled descent, safe landing, recovery to standing, and visible surprise. Yes, surprise is assessed. A pratfall nobody believes is just lying down. Public comment closes August 15. Protect your knees. Comment on the draft.","image":null,"date":1791277691549,"postDate":1783522800000,"octothorpes":["safety","certification","pratfalls"]},{"@id":"https://rofl.clown.business/posts/pratfall-safety","title":"OSHA compliance and the modern pratfall","description":"Unpopular opinion: the pratfall is underregulated. I've been working with our regional safety board to develop a voluntary certification framework for controlled falling in entertainment contexts. If you're serious about longevity in this industry, protect your knees. They don't grow back.","image":null,"date":1791277724236,"postDate":1780156800000,"octothorpes":["safety","slapstick","pratfalls"]},{"@id":"https://penny.clown.business/posts/knee-health","title":"Knee health for the working pratfall engineer","description":"Six months into my first senior engineering role and my knees have never felt better. Secret? Eccentric loading protocols borrowed from trail running, applied to controlled descent. I wrote up the full protocol. This is the post I wish I'd had coming out of clown college.","image":null,"date":1791277703540,"postDate":1780153200000,"octothorpes":["safety","engineering","pratfalls"]}]}